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A man was at a SeaTac bar in Seattle Washington last week and allegedly was greasing his monkey while staring at the Bar Tender.  The public masturbator fled the scene leaving behind a jar of  Vaseline petroleum jelly. This slippery culprit was found by the police with both hands greased up. When asked what his intentions were, the aslant stated “I was having phone sex with my wife.” When the wife was asked by police if this was true, the wife quickly outed her husband as being a repeat offender in Clallam County.